parody | kill the radio

How I rewrote my IRC bot in just 400K lines of Javscript (uselessshit.github.io)
13 points by jobless_wanker | 2 comments
Ask PG: What time is it?
569 points by lostmywatch | 430 comments
Why I stopped holding the door open for people and you should too (medium.com)
433 points by condescendingprick | 103 comments
Ask HN: What to do if you get violent diarrhea during a VC pitch?
892 points by stevejobsno1fan | 504 comments
Silicon Valley is NOT in a bubble (medium.com)
133 points by vc_stroker | 92 comments
How I saved 20 microseconds per request by spending eight weeks rewriting my entire app (whocares.io)
4 points by pinchitout | 0 comments
Swift is so cool. It's sooo much better than Obj C. Right guys? (stackoverflow.com)
666 points by applerules | 324 comments
Ten reasons why straight white males are actually much more oppressed than anyone else (medium.com)
5981 points by cisguy1488 | 890 comments
Something Something brogrammer amirite?? (nytimes.com)
366 points by loveskarma | 42 comments
Ask HN: My boss made an offhand remark. Should I steal all his code and start a competing company?
402 points by whiner49er | 12 comments
OH MY GOD THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED MALWARE HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF THIS? (nytimes.com)
866 points by linkbaitr | 234 comments
How I sold Javscript by using Javscript to Javscript Javscripts (standard.github.io)
133 points by luvjs | 132 comments
Show HN: a Javscript to x86 assembly transpiler in just four lines of Python (github.com)
8033 points by gassy77 | 482 comments
How I threw out my Macbook and started coding using only an iPhone (medium.com)
210 points by complete_douche | 153 comments
Ask HN: One of my employees stole all our code and IP and started a competing company. What do I do?
17 points by bigpapa | 3 comments
NetTech Solutions acquired by Webbbbblerbler for $1.3B (screw-our-customers-we-got-acquired.nettech.com)
399 points by cya | 144 comments
Show HN: I ran over my pet frog with my office chair and a bunch of Javscript squirted out (github.com)
4003 points by frogjerk | 884 comments
New transistor the size of a car will revolutionize macroprocessors (time to market: 18 years) (intel.com)
12 points by almost_there | 2 comments
How I got fired after throwing out my Macbook and started coding using only an iPhone (medium.com)
302 points by complete_douche | 69 comments
Scaling a 47mb Postgres database using only 18 sharded/replicated servers (toomuchtime.github.io)
999 points by premature_ejoptimizer | 503 comments
Why you should use Github for everything or you are a complete idiot (trust.me)
349 points by zealotry101 | 202 comments
Github considered harmful (moreblogs.com)
402 points by i_didnt_rtfm | 239 comments
[Flagged] Why torturing animals for scientific gain is a bad idea
0 points by progress_h8er | 0 comments
What I learned from not wiping my butt for 19 days (medium.com)
344 points by justcuz | 194 comments
Rewriting our single-threaded time tracking software in Erlang (and why Erlang sucks) (dev-xpert.com)
45 points by windbaggio | 4 comments
Everything Apple does is amazing. If you criticize them in any way, I WILL downvote you (apple-buttboy.com)
456 points by blowhard | 320 comments
MongoDB raises a $4.7 trillion series V (blog.mongodb.com)
320 points by money_talk | 255 comments
How MongoDB destroyed my life and I now live under a bridge giving handjobs for scraps of food (brij.ly)
10 points by bridge_tosser | 3 comments
Ask PG: Do these shoes make my butt look big?
2045 points by no_ragrets | 1057 comments
Apple does something incredibly mundane that ten companies have already done (apple.com)
4388 points by moar_applez | 2000 comments
WeBlow is hiring an interview specialist
1 hour ago
Ask HN: Why won't women date me? Is it because they find me too attractive?
707 points by dnd_dragonlord | 400 comments
Intro to programming (1976) (oldcrap.com)
390 points by i_post_irrelevant_trash | 76 comments
Show HN: I made a useless VM that nobody cares about at all in Python (github.com)
303 points by lovemeplease | 198 comments
The tech industry is no longer sexist (medium.com)
302 points by whitemale1212 | 86 comments
Slicky's HR department is hiring! Help change the world! (petite blondes w/ large naturals only)
8 days ago
Using bloom filters to process an array of seventeen elements (standford.edu)
122 points by i_can_read | 100 comments
A Python to Javscript compiler generator framework in 70K lines of obscure Ruby code (github.com)
412 points by ruby_is_the_way | 256 comments
Haskell is superior to Lisp because monads. If you disagree you're wrong. (metabullshit.io)
313 points by never_tried_lisp | 102 comments
Why you should build your entire infrastructure on top of my shitty weekend side project (datatoilet.github.io)
923 points by theone | 402 comments
How I used Hadoop to process a 600kb CSV file (csvcrunch.github.io)
682 points by i_heart_bigdata | 211 comments
Ask PG: Will you be my best friend?
569 points by butickler | 430 comments
Taxes are literally rape (libertarian-news.com)
780 points by bootstrappy_mctrustfund | 599 comments
Seven reasons aging should be considered a disease (and why I should live forever) (obscureblog.com)
450 points by narcissist_moron | 1023 comments
How I started a successful company with only a high school diploma and an $8M trust fund (medium.com)
870 points by webepreneur | 377 comments

How I rewrote my IRC bot in just 400K lines of Javscript (uselessshit.github.io)

Why I stopped holding the door open for people and you should too (medium.com)

Silicon Valley is NOT in a bubble (medium.com)

How I saved 20 microseconds per request by spending eight weeks rewriting my entire app (whocares.io)

Swift is so cool. It's sooo much better than Obj C. Right guys? (stackoverflow.com)

Ten reasons why straight white males are actually much more oppressed than anyone else (medium.com)

Something Something brogrammer amirite?? (nytimes.com)

OH MY GOD THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED MALWARE HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF THIS? (nytimes.com)

How I sold Javscript by using Javscript to Javscript Javscripts (standard.github.io)

Show HN: a Javscript to x86 assembly transpiler in just four lines of Python (github.com)

How I threw out my Macbook and started coding using only an iPhone (medium.com)

NetTech Solutions acquired by Webbbbblerbler for $1.3B (screw-our-customers-we-got-acquired.nettech.com)

Show HN: I ran over my pet frog with my office chair and a bunch of Javscript squirted out (github.com)

New transistor the size of a car will revolutionize macroprocessors (time to market: 18 years) (intel.com)

How I got fired after throwing out my Macbook and started coding using only an iPhone (medium.com)

Scaling a 47mb Postgres database using only 18 sharded/replicated servers (toomuchtime.github.io)

Why you should use Github for everything or you are a complete idiot (trust.me)

Github considered harmful (moreblogs.com)

[Flagged] Why torturing animals for scientific gain is a bad idea

What I learned from not wiping my butt for 19 days (medium.com)

Rewriting our single-threaded time tracking software in Erlang (and why Erlang sucks) (dev-xpert.com)

Everything Apple does is amazing. If you criticize them in any way, I WILL downvote you (apple-buttboy.com)

MongoDB raises a $4.7 trillion series V (blog.mongodb.com)

How MongoDB destroyed my life and I now live under a bridge giving handjobs for scraps of food (brij.ly)

Apple does something incredibly mundane that ten companies have already done (apple.com)

Intro to programming (1976) (oldcrap.com)

Show HN: I made a useless VM that nobody cares about at all in Python (github.com)

The tech industry is no longer sexist (medium.com)

Using bloom filters to process an array of seventeen elements (standford.edu)

A Python to Javscript compiler generator framework in 70K lines of obscure Ruby code (github.com)

Haskell is superior to Lisp because monads. If you disagree you're wrong. (metabullshit.io)

Why you should build your entire infrastructure on top of my shitty weekend side project (datatoilet.github.io)

How I used Hadoop to process a 600kb CSV file (csvcrunch.github.io)

Taxes are literally rape (libertarian-news.com)

Seven reasons aging should be considered a disease (and why I should live forever) (obscureblog.com)

How I started a successful company with only a high school diploma and an $8M trust fund (medium.com)