This is a post in a series of spam responses I’m doing after creating a new domain for my website. After receiving a flood of sales calls and emails, I’m deciding to have some fun.

Richard just happened to stumble across my new domain!! What are the odds?

Please add richard@thewebexperts.info to your address book to ensure future email delivery.

Hi Andrew Lyon,

My name is Richard. I recently came across da-wedding-site.com and was curious to find out if you have any design needs (redesign,landing pages, etc.)?

My team and I have worked with organizations like dfwtacticalgear & lapazyachtcharter.

We are offering an ideal package which has been especially tailor-made for you with no monthly and hidden cost:

Business website starting @ 400

e-Commerce/online store starting @ 695

We also specialize in digital marketing, SEO, and analyzing your sites analytics to keep your audience engaged and on your site longer!

If you are interested in speaking about your website, please feel free to share your contact and best time/day to reach you.

Thanks for your time and I hope to hear back from you!

Richard Direct Line: +1 7733828125 Business Hours: 0900 -1800 EST

Promptly added richard to my address book, then responded:

yes hi i want a website but i dont have much money so what i want is to build a website that makes LOTS of money (that’s where you come in) and then once it makes a bunch of money i can pay you back for making the website. lots of people do this. my uncle did this and he was able to put an addition on his trailer AND pay the company that built it back some of the money so its a win win. thx let me know if you are interested!

I can’t wait to show my uncle the new website! His internet is super fast ever since his neighbor upgraded to cable and didn’t password their router!