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Marijuana reform (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the revenue from taxing it)

Being a heavy and casual marijuana user for almost 10 years, and knowing many others who also are/were, I think I have a pretty good understanding of its effects, both positive and negative. I'd like to dispel some myths.

First off, you always hear that marijuana is a gateway drug. I respond: being a teenager is a gateway drug. The emotions, the hormones, the internal and external influences pulling you in a thousand directions every second of your life...it's a wonder most of us make it through. That alone is enough to make most people want to try just about every drug out there. Also, another reason marijuana is a gateway drug is because kids are always taught how terrible it is and how addictive it is. So what's the next thing they do? They try it. After finding that they were lied to and mislead, they learn to mistrust those telling them that "all drugs are bad." So now heroin or cocaine doesn't seem so bad either, even though they have much more far-reaching effects than marijuana. The point is, the only real cause of marijuana being a "gateway drug" is the fact that kids are constantly being told lies about it. The fix? Honesty.

Secondly, marijuana in moderation has no permanent effects. You can smoke till yer stupid for a few months, but take a week off and you bounce back completely. Its tar is more harmful than that of tobacco, but who aside from the most extreme users smokes a cigarette-pack's worth of joints every day? The only way to get cancer from marijuana is to pump the smoke into a ventilator and breath it in 24/7. With cutting-edge advances in technology, there are now vaporizers, which remove the tar from smoking. It's safer than ever.

Thirdly, smoking marijuana is a personal choice. Here we are, in the "land of the free," restricted from doing things that even if they do have some negative effect, only affect us personally. It's not illegal to saw off my arm. It's not illegal to use a pogo stick next to the grand canyon. Why can't I take a puff on a joint? Who am I harming?

Now to my main point. We're in an economic crisis. We're spending a lot of money on battling imports of drugs (including marijuana), and also spending a lot of money keeping potheads in prison (thanks, prison lobby). That's two very large drains on our economy to

  1. Fund a losing battle. I can go anywhere in almost any town in the US and within an hour, even not knowing anyone, get an eighth of weed. Good job drug war, money well spent. It's good to know that the taxes I just filed will go to "stopping" me from buying marijuana.
  2. Keep pot offenders in prison. Yeah, these people are really dangerous. They are on the edge of the law...sitting on the couch eating chips and giggling. The more money I can spend to keep them locked up, the better. Oh sure, most of them are dealers, but our culture is founded on the principals of capitalism: if a market exists, fill the void and capitalize. Makes sense to me. Nobody would sell pot if nobody wanted to smoke it. Yes it's illegal, but once again let's ask ourselves why instead of pointing to a law.

Now imagine a world where the government grew, cultivated, sold & taxed pot. That's a lot of money we'd make back. Hell even if they raised the price on it, it'd be worth it to just be able to walk into a store and buy it. They could use the revenue from pot to plug the holes caused by battling all the other drugs.

Maybe it's time to really start thinking about this. If you are against legalization of marijuana, ask yourself why. Anyone who wants to smoke it already does. Show me a person who wants to smoke pot but doesn't because it's illegal, and I'll show you the portal that takes you out of Neverland and back to reality.

Conservative America: you want a smaller government with less services and less control on the population in general. Why not start with drug reform?