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We've all heard of howtobepunk.com, the world's best guide on the punk subculture. Weighing in at over 15-billion page views per day, it's one of those sites people just expect to see up...and every person on earth checks it on average 2.3 times per day. The domain recently expired, and oddly enough, I wasn't warned.

I'm not too bent out of shape about that, it's happened before (and many times it has been my fault). What really chaps my caboose is the transfer process. See, I hate GoDaddy with a passion. Always have. Since NFS.net started doing domain registration, I've been pretty gung-ho about using them. I decided to transfer HTBP.com to Nearly Free Speech.

GoDaddy, to the full extent the ICANN let's them, makes this the most difficult and tedious process you can possibly imagine. Every guide you find on their site about transfer domains assumes that you want to transfer the domain TO them. Why would anyone, after all, want to transfer a domain away from the best registrar/host/whatever else the fuck they do in the world? You'd have to be crazy.

Call me a fruitcake. Anyway, I finally got through the whole process, activated the transfer, blah blah. GoDaddy sends me an email saying it's all successful. Great, I can sit back now.

NO!!!!! I can't. There's some sort of domain transfer "pending" system that holds on to the domain for a week (or until you approve it AGAIN). GoDaddy decided to hide this at the bottom of the email they sent telling me everything is fine.

Anyway, dealing with those guys is a nightmare. Only one domain left on there, and once it comes up for renewal I'll never host another domain on GoDaddy again. Their system itself works fine, but even a highly skilled web developer has trouble using their shitty interface. I can't imagine how some average douche who wants to register mydogsparkyiscool.com would make heads or tails of it.

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