This is a post in a series of spam responses I’m doing after creating a new domain for my website. After receiving a flood of sales calls and emails, I’m deciding to have some fun.

If I send them money, they will make my website findable. Sounds good.

Attention: Important Notice , DOMAIN SERVICE NOTICE
Domain Name: da-wedding-site.com

ATT: Andrew Lyon
da-wedding-site.com
Response Requested By
22 - May. - 2016

PART I: REVIEW NOTICE

Attn: Andrew Lyon
As a courtesy to domain name holders, we are sending you this notification for your business Domain name search engine registration. This letter is to inform you that it’s time to send in your registration.
Failure to complete your Domain name search engine registration by the expiration date may result in cancellation of this offer making it difficult for your customers to locate you on the web.
Privatization allows the consumer a choice when registering. Search engine registration includes domain name search engine submission. Do not discard, this notice is not an invoice it is a courtesy reminder to register your domain name search engine listing so your customers can locate you on the web.
This Notice for: da-wedding-site.com will expire at 11:59PM EST, 22 - May. - 2016 Act now!

Select Package:
http://domainssubmit.org/?domain=da-wedding-site.com

Payment by Credit/Debit Card

Select the term using the link above by 22 - May. - 2016
http://da-wedding-site.com

Must be from Google, right? Resonded:

OH MY GOD I MISSED THE DEADLINE. HOW CAN I REGISTER AND PAY YOU?? I WANT PEOPLE TO FIND MY WEBSITE!!

HELP!!

Will nobody register my domain with the domain service? How could I have been so negligent?